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Thursday, March 26, 2009
ALTERATION TAKES 10 DAYS

The pants at Mango are usually longer than your legs. Thats why we offer alteration services for free. Due to the large volume it takes at least 10 days, which customers usually have no problem with. ITS FREE ANYWAY.

But yesterday I had the most -.- conversation with this woman. It went like this-

Me: Alteration takes 10 days.
Woman: SO LONG? DO YOU SEND IT TO CHINA OR SOMETHING??
Me: (In actual fact, we do! wtf is wrong with you.)

Yeah I so would liked to have said that. Stupid woman.


hmmamm.11:50 am

Sunday, March 15, 2009
I HATE GETTING COLD FEET

Its a terrible feeling when you step into the showers and turn on the tap before the water has a chance to get hot, and while the rest of your body is tucked safely away from that detestful thing, your poor feet get hit by the water. Just because they're on the floor.

What a reason. Thus as i was lamenting the lack of luck of my dear feet (I mean, maybe they wanted to be hands, or noses, or armpits or something), I thought it would be best to compensate them by treating them nicer. Which means make everything they touch nicer. And yes that would entail carpeting my whole house in the finest fur and never walking on the road.

And before i start rambling on and sounding like the 'lub-of-my-life' Mr Seah on his 'I-want-to-compete-who-is-harder' blog, let me go back to my original point, which was to give my feet nicer things. And on this note i would like everyone to join me in sending off a very loyal companion, my old pair of sneakers i secretly affectionately named Mimi - she has served me very well in the best years, and despite my father's great surgical efforts, i believe its time to let go.

So let us bode farewell. (One minute of silence.)


And since i believe every funeral should be a celebration of life well lived, please join me in celebrating my new pair of sneakers whom i secretly affectionately name SAN (its a Secret Affectionate Name.) :)



Okay, lets dispense the formalities and begin the serious stuff. I was only writing like that to impress any NUS professor who might chance upon this and offer me a space based on my writing flair.

So i was sick. Which came after this.



Its a mighty crazy experience i tell you, when your body fails and your brain talks rubbish. I sneezed so much that i thought someone kept thinking of me, then i wondered who it could be but no answer popped up. So i thought maybe i should call every possible person who could be thinking of me. But the first person on my list i would call is in hongkong (tiffany). so shucks. thus i tried to think of people to counter the evil thinking of me (thats like how counter curses work right?) and hopefully pass the sneeze on - hey! sounds like a facebook app, like toss the hot potato! Yep so if any of you are sneezing right now, please tell me so i know my thinking worked, thanks.

And you know while being sick i've had alot of time to think. Hence since i've felt myself coughed up some abs, clever me thought up a slimming programme! Lets get people to come to a room where there is the cough virus, they catch is and cough themself silly for maybe an hour, then go home with some cough syrup disguised as vitamin water. Then next week they come for another session. Combine that idea with some ridiculous promises, beautiful centres and 'convincing' before/after photos, we'll have the money rollin' in!

Tell me i rock.


hmmamm.11:47 pm

Wednesday, March 04, 2009
BACK TO SCHOOL!


Just when i thought i haven't had enought holidays, school comes back to haunt me prematurely in the form of Isetan's Dinner & Dance, with the blasted theme. Yet what started of seriously reminding me of prom became quite an interesting night. Its not every day you see your boss sit on the floor taking pictures like an excited kid, its quite a drastic change from his normal sullen self, 0.0


And yes, that is me you see. the only time you'll catch me in that is when i'm forced to. As we all know, a bit of alcohol can do wonders to your courage, before your sanity catches up with it. Add it to crazy mango girls, japanese rockstar wannabe managers, and our dear enthu aunties, you get one big fat party. Serious, i was more high than i was at prom. Even the annoying longggg winded emcee didn't down our high spirits and all around you hear raucous laughter admist while cheering. I guess the Company does make a difference, and i'm just glad to be a part of the one big Isetan family.. aww :)


hmmamm.12:28 am

Monday, March 02, 2009
GOODBYE MY HOPELESS DREAM

Almost Lover (Acoustic) - A Fine Frenzy

Hello friends, i have decided to stop disappointing wenshu and add a post here.

So recently, admist all the small dramas, life has gone back to a slight routine. Helping coach with c div is back breaking, knee injuring and really muscle aching. Shows how unfit i currently am, but its okay, i miss sweating.

So i've ended a certain chapter in my life by letting go. Which brought about a certain liberation from the past and apprehension about the future. My dreams to have my own building continue to dwell in my mind, yet i know not what the future brings, or more importantly, what God planned for me to come. So,

Goodbye, my almost lover / Goodbye, my hopeless dream / I'm trying not to think about you / Can't you just let me be? / So long, my luckless romance / My back is turned on you / Should've known you'd bring me heartache . Almost lovers always do

Just heck it and go.

There is hope for the future, whatever whenever wherever it might be. I know it will be wonderful, and it will end just the way i like my movies to. Happily ever after :)

Like an apple on a tree / Hiding out behind the leaves / I was difficult to reach / But you picked me. / Like a shell upon a beach / Just another pretty piece / I was difficult to see / But you picked me.

Anyway, more soon. I expect interesting things to happen at Isetan's big day! Whooppee.



hmmamm.12:05 am

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Victoria Junior College

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