A geography lesson.

The whole pacific ring of fire has officially migrated onto my nose. this could be due to convection currents moving the plates so quickly, the sudden movement has caused it to jump onto somewhere cooler. Therein lies an island arc of active volcanos, where in the heart of it all lies the most active one of all, mount bigfatpimple. mount bigfatpimple erupts almost every month, always around the time when the magma under it gets excited and starts to boil, effectively increasing the height of the volcano to about 6493128 nanometres. when the time is ripe, a small amount of added pressure would cause a pressure release inside the volcano and it explodes, throwing out large amounts of red hot lava and viscuous liquid sulphur. after that, due to lack of material, the volcano sinks, creating a crater thousands of nanomiles apart. and there, it lies silent until the day the magma starts going crazy again..

The stupidest question someone can ask me is if i want to be a doctor. I DONT. its not cause i dont want to save lives and all the jazz, but the answer is the most basic reason one can give. its plainly because i faint when i see blood. yeahyeah, gay's scared of blood. let me recall past incidents:

1. many years ago, my deceased hampster bit me [he was alive when he did] on my thumb. not knowing what to do, i stood there stunned, the sight of the blood trickling out made me feel woozy all of a sudden. mommy shouted for me to go wash it, and in my dazed state, i followed her instructions. alas, on the long and arduous journey to the sink, i gave way and fainted. you might be thinking now it was because i fainted and knocked my head on the floor that im such a nut now, but YOU'RE WRONG. HAHAHA! i never did knock my head. thankGod my mommy was following behind me and did a dive to manage to save my head in time. [okayy exageration] but the point is, i fainted after getting bitten by a puny hampster.

2. many weeks ago, mount bigfatpimple started to grow. being the stupid thing i am, i didnt heed my parents advice and tried to explode it in the hope of helping it to shrink. and there, during the process, emerged a whole lot of blood. at first it was fine, i was even glad i managed to squeeze some impurities out, but as i continued, the woozy feeling came back to haunt me. alarm bells started to clang in my head, further worsening the situation and i could barely hold myself up. with a great amount of willpower and determination, i groped my way back to bed and laid down before i totally passed out. thankfully, the feeling passed and i didnt faint. but the point is, if bursting a pimple could cause so much trauma, how could i dissect a person? [and people ask why i dont take bio. i dont wanna faint halfway whilst cutting up a frog and end up pillowing my fall on the intestines i just exposed.]

3. many days ago, i just pierced my ear and it kinda got so swollen the stud got sucked into the hole. in the middle of the night, i couldnt stand the pain and got up to push it off. and yadayadayada, i almost fainted again.

BUT THE POINT HERE IS, i cant take blood. so i the thought of me being a doctor joanne gay should never even cross you mind.


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