My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
haha that was cute. ipp exercise was shit today. but the door people were good. namely yuni, sijia and i. the wind sucks when you're trying to tape the windows. ohwell. its over and i hope i dont have to do such a thing again.
off to giving geog tuition to my beloved juniors for free. see, i really am a nice person.
i cant wait for children's day. the mkc kids are gonna have so much fun. please God let nothing destroy our lovely plans.
by the way, the key to good sex is abstinence. serious. it'll mean you are the one and only for your future love. and he for you. that's what's makes sex special. and even if some of you are thinking of intentionally, or more likely unintentionally, helping our good government to fulfill birthrate quotas so that we would not have a declining population, i suggest you get married first. then you can help out all you like. so as i quote tiffany: make art, not love. im sure if more people heeded that line, the world would be a more colourful place that's not reeking of stds at the neglected corners.