musings

The Power of a Woman
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All of the men started clapping.

[applies to tim] An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

What did the first person who ate chicken tell everyone else it tasted like?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A day without sunshine is like, night.

[applies to sam goh] 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

[to all math and physics teachers] The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

taken from: http://home.mchsi.com/~dem/comedyshop.html

such a funny site. lalala. but when u think of it, some of these stuff actually are quite true.